Thursday, November 15, 2007

News Flash

By our formerly on-the-scene Virgin Islands Roaming Reporter, Larry:

Headline in the St. Croix Times:

A STRANGE LITTLE MAN CALLING HIMSELF MAGNUM WAS APPREHENDED ON ST. CROIX BEACH THIS MORNING AFTER ELUDING POLICE FOR 4 DAYS.

In addition to drunk and disorderly, he was charged with lying to customs and smuggling lime juice into the country. He was caught on the local beach, drinking margaritas with some natives and a girl calling herself Barbie.


Delta (St. Thomas) just called. They have the bag. It was sent to St Croix, and St Croix shipped it to St. Thomas, it got there today. They are putting it on a plane back to ATL.

Now, who can list the CONTRADICTIONS in Delta's story compared to the facts??

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